Tuesday, March 30, 2010

These Happy Days.

by Norman Gimbel and Charles Fox

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
The weekend comes,
My cycle hums,
Ready to race to you.


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I remember Miss Deborah Frederick, my third grade teacher. she was the hip, young teacher all of our class had a crush on. On Fridays, she'd let one of us bring in an album and we'd play an entire side while we had freetime, where we'd color or paint. She was also the teacher who wore those high heels that clip-clopped down the hall to let us know we'd better be quiet or we'd get it. She didn't mind that, though. She never walked softly and never carried a big stick. She just had command of her troups in class 3D.

We arrived at our homeroom on the first day, with our seats assigned with name markers. Large name tags with bold print were securely taped on the corners of our desks. Miss Frederick also gave us the standard "grade school teacher" list: one box of Kleenex, one dozen No. 2 pencils, two booklets of third-grade ruled paper, with the alternating blue and red lines on non-bleached news print, a box of 64 Crayola Crayons with every color then imaginable: from blue-green to green-blue to burnt sienna.

Beyond all that, the biggest thing any of us could remember about her class was the Blizzard of '78 and the bus trips from Mills Elementary to Reynoldsburg Junior High.

A brilliant golden rectangle was all that visitors saw when they approached the circle from Baldin Drive. RJHS was built like a futuristic bomb shelter, sunken-in to the ground approximately 10 feet. The classroom windows were too high to see out of and if you were looking in, you were looking down upon the class. Once you got inside, it was much less miraculous, but as third graders, we were just impressed to be where the big kids went to school.

1978 was the year that the snow just kept on coming. Teachers lined us up outside the front of Herbert Mills every morning. We waited in the cold for 8:45 to come, so they would let us into the warm building. Back then, Frank Bowsher was my best friend and we always hung out togehter. Frank had one of those dark blue parka coats with the fur on the hood that looked like dead squirrel. He always pulled it up over his head and zipped the zipper up to the top of the neck. His tiny face poked out the round hole, surrounded by squirrel fur.

We stood in line for ten or fifteen minutes every morning, but it felt like an hour, as we huddled together in line, making sure not to cross the thick yellow line that told us how close we could get to school before it actually opened.

Christmas 1977 came, and we received our GI Joes with the kung-fu grip, new Green Machines or BMX bikes, while the girls probably got new clothes for their Barbie dolls or Easy-Bake Ovens. Of course, most of us also got newer and warmer winter coats.

January came and Winter reared its ugly head, inch after inch of snow piled in front of our houses. We made snowmen and snow castles and had epic snowball fights. At Mills Elementary, a patch of ice ran across one part of the playground and, of course, the children found it. Some of us would get running starts and slip quickly along the ice sheet. Finally, Mrs. Derr decided to stand on top of the ice patch to stop us from possibly falling and breaking our necks.

About half-way through January, we'd already run out of "free" snow days. Local school boards were looking at coming up with a solution or making the school year extend deep into June. For approximately two weeks, the temperature didn't even break over freezing. Then, on January 23rd, it all got worse.

Reynoldsburg Middle School was having problems keeping operable in the horrible weather. On January 23rd, over a dozen inches of snow fell on Ohio. It was the first and last time that all of I-71 and I-70 were completely closed to all traffic, including snow removal equipment. It looked like Jack Frost had won. We weren't going anywhere.

Joe Endry and the school board decided to host split-session classes at Reynoldsburg Junior High. Our third grade class went to Mills and waited in the Gymnasium until busses came by to pick us up. Then, we were whisked off to the Junior High for classes three times a week (M,W,F) from 8 AM to 11:30 AM. A childhood friend, Andy Motz, was in fourth grade. He went to classes in the afternoon, which meant he got to see re-runs of Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley every weekday morning at 11 AM.

The Junior High was a large, foreign building half-buried in the ground. It looked like a warehouse. It looked like a coffin. Inside, there were hallways with tall yellow and orange lockers. There were school rooms that were separated by large wall dividers. Noises from other classes travelled freely from one part of the building to the other. We also got to enjoy actual student desks. We fought over desks that had fold-down tops and plastic chairs that had three slots across the back, instead of the old yellow chairs with the large bucket seat, which were uncomfortable and left our legs dangling awkwardly over the front side.

We were given simple grab-bag projects: Molding clay objects, finishing basic dittoes for spelling and math classes. We used our regular textbooks. We wrote lists of spelling words, including those pesky Snerks, special words that were spelled differently than they sounded. We drew large letters in print, then in cursive. Back then, everyone's cursive Qs looked like giant 2s and cursive Zs were totally foreign objects. I always wondered how Jo Zari coped with having to write that stupid capital Z every time she signed her name. Maybe that's why she went to college a year early.

One of the reporters at WBNS channel 10 (Carol Chaney) hosted a morning TV show called "Schoolies." Sometimes, teachers would assign projects based on Schoolies episodes, sometimes we would just do the projects the best we could.

We also just watched anything that was on the tube, since the weather was cold and bitter. We watched Bob Barker and Richard Dawson in the morning, then soap operas in the afternoon. We would still manage to get outside to play in the snow, but for the most part, we just waited it out.

It was, a cold, cold winter that we all suffered through, travelling by big yellow bus to a strange and distant place called Reynoldsburg Junior High. When it ended, it was just another year down and nine to go.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh how i remember those days and mention them on my art website . I use to draw pictures and send them in to wbns just to see them on Schoolies and met Carol Chaney when i was in the third grade back in 1978-79 . I went Scottwoood elm. back in those days and we were shipped off to Independence High School which was kept dark with the exception of our classroom . lol I wish I could go back and live just one more day during that time .

Unknown said...

I guess I should say , back in the winter of 77 we were shipped off to Independence . lol Got in a hurry and was reliving my past for a momment . haahahah